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Bible Verse (Jokes)

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Margaret Cronyn, editor of The Michigan Catholic, wrote in her "Bit O’ Blarney” column about a pilgrimage to the Holy Land and other places. She concluded the  report by saying that one guide,  tongue-in-cheek, "gave us a quiz
on the Bible. We all flunked.” Here are the guide’s questions and answers:

"When was baseball first mentioned in the Bible?” . . . 
Old Testament:  Genesis 1:1 "In the Big Inning"  New Testament: “When the Prodigal Son ran home.”

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“Was tennis mentioned?” . . .
"Sure, Joseph served in Pharoah’s court.”

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"Best actor' in the Old Testament?” ...

“Sampson, he brought the house down.”    

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"Know why there was no card playing in the ark?” . . . 
“Because Noah sat on the deck.”