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Sabbath Time

SABBATH TIME

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(Our Lenten Journey)
"SABBATH TIME"
By George Kroupa III

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The author of Ecclesiastes once wrote that God put eternity into the hearts of his people. But the way most of us live, you'd think God had put an alarm clock there instead. Somehow, we have lost the sense of God's timelessness.

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As a parish pastor, the most repeated line I heard outside the Apostles' Creed was, "I wish I had more time to (fill in the blank)." As I look across the congregation on Sunday mornings, people often seem worn out. A recent New York Times article described "a swelling complaint of people all over the United States, in large cities or small, with highly demanding jobs or no job at all. Almost nobody, it seems, has enough time."

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Despite the groaning over the squeezing out of our free time, the same article pointed out a major University of Maryland study paper showing an increase in Americans' leisure time between 1965 and 1985. Meanwhile, an A.C. Nielsen report informs us that daily television watching has increased from six hours and 36 minutes per household in 1980 to seven hours and five
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On the other hand, a Louis Harris poll points out that our unstructured time actually has shrunk 32 percent since 1973. 

 

While these contradictions in measuring leisure time may be confusing, the question remains, "What will I do with my free hours?"

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In his book Sabbath Time, Tilden Edwards points out that we tend "to define ourselves in terms of what we produce ... and what we consume as part of our identity."

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He observes that even our leisure time gets just as loaded as our work-day by "our consumption of education, material goods, public events [and] passive hobbies. ... When it becomes too much, we are tempted to collapse into some form of oblivion — sleep, drink, drugs, any kind of television or whatever might numb our self-production for a while."

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In our Lenten journey, we pause at Mount Sinai, where God holds out the possibility of knowing his loving presence in the experience of Sabbath. In delivering the commands of Israel in remarkably compressed form, God spends no fewer than four verses describing the importance of Sabbath to his people.

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It is not a time for our own production or consumption, for escaping or numbing the grind of our lives, but a time to find new energy by celebrating the God of love in our midst. In the decalogue, God links Sabbath with his creation of life. He lays it out to the people of Israel as part of the rhythm of human life in the covenant. In the Sabbath, God reminds us that our identity comes from him instead of from the things we produce or consume.

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In the Gospel, Jesus reveals that the "Sabbath was made for humankind, not humankind for the Sabbath." It isn't something we just keep, but a time we enjoy. It's a freebie, a means of grace, planted in the heart.

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During Lent, I realize how much I avoid Sabbath time. Either I over-structure it or ignore it altogether. I wonder if many of us do so because we are naked in our Sabbath rest with God? Is it because we are vulnerable before God? Is it because when we encounter the risen Christ we do not want to acknowledge the weeds in our spirit? Maybe we avoid the hopes and possibilities of God in Sabbath because it is easier to build ourselves up by consuming at the mall and producing at work.

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As a productive American Presbyterian with my programs, plans and statistics, I sometimes feel guilty and itchy sitting as a fallow field before God, open to being seeded and provided with the sufficient and free nourishment of Christ. Yet God offers Sabbath time as a gift.

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His reign is part of and beyond the Program Calendar.

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March 14, 1988 THE PRESBYTERIAN OUTLOOK pg 11

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​SEASONED SALT


Sodium is an extremely active element found naturally only in combined form; it always links itself to another element.
Chlorine, on the other hand, is the poisonous gas that gives bleach its offensive odor. When sodium and chlorine are combined, the result is sodium chloride — common table salt — the substance we use to preserve meat and bring out its
flavor.


Love and truth can be like sodium and chlorine. Love without truth is flighty, sometimes blind, willing to combine with
various doctrines. On the other hand, truth by itself can be offensive, sometimes even poisonous. Spoken without love, it can turn people away from the gospel.


When truth and love are combined in an individual or a church, however, then we have what Jesus called 'the salt of the
earth,' and we’re able to preserve and bring out the beauty of our faith.


-David H. Johnson

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SECRETS

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Telling Our Secrets

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It is important to tell our secrets too because it makes it easier that way to see where we have been in our lives and where we are going. It also makes it easier for other people to tell us a secret or two of their own, and exchanges like that have a lot to do with what being family is all about and what being human is all about.

 

Finally, I suspect that it is by entering that deep place inside us where our secrets are kept that we come perhaps closer than we do anywhere else to the One who, whether we realize it or not, is of all our secrets the most telling the most precious we have to tell.

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Excerpt from Frederick Buechner's Telling Secrets: A Memoir in The Presbyterian Outlook, September 9, 1991, Volume 173

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SEE (Through Jesus' Eyes)

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'TELL JOHN WHAT YOU SEE'

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Imagine a night at an observatory with Stephen Hawking, the physicist and mathematician who theorizes about time and the creation and the end of the universe. He would order the attendant to aim the telescope, and as you look, he'd say, "Now, do you see that bright star in the upper left? That's a nova."

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He'd aim the telescope to places out there where he believes there may be black holes, as though you can see a black hole with your eyes. And, he'd laugh and say, "You're not seeing anything you haven't seen before."


He'd be right, technically. I've looked at the sky before, but haven't seen in just the same way I can imagine seeing with him at my side. It's like a walk in the woods with someone from the Audubon Society. You hear sounds you've always heard. But, with the help of a birder you know what you're hearing. You see nests and birds you've seen before. Or you see new ones that had been there right along but unnoticed because you didn't know what to look for.

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Jesus tells John's disciples, "Tell John what you hear and see: the blind receive their sight and the lame walk, lepers are cleansed and the deaf hear, and the dead are raised up, and the poor have good news preached to them" (Matthew 11:4, 5).

Surely they answered him, or wanted to answer him, "We don't see all that!"

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So Jesus takes them on a Stephen Hawking look at the stars, an Audubon walk through their world. Jesus takes them to the symphony of life and says, "Now you hear the oboe? And that sound is a viola, and soon you'll hear the French horn." Jesus tells them what they hear and see, because they walk through this life not much hearing or seeing the activity all around them.

 

"Tell John what you hear and see." We are all of us John, and also John's disciples. We have no perception of the blind receiving sight or the lame walking, of lepers washed clean or the deaf hearing the first birdsong of dawn. We haven't seen the dead raised or the poor hearing good news for once. But it's all there. Look deep into the night sky and listen to what Jesus says is happening. Listen to the symphony and hear Jesus' orchestration. Look these days of Advent for what Jesus says you hear and see. Jesus doesn't lie. 

 

William R. Leety is pastor, Covenant Church, Scranton, Pa. This series is based on the lectionary texts - Advent III
Page 8 in THE PRESBYTERIAN OUTLOOK  December 4-11,1989

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SELLOUT - BETHLEHEM

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It used to be that in any NFL city where the game didn't sellout, the game was blacked out. You could only see your home team play away games if the stands weren't full for  home games. Every team has gone through such a downturn in attendance.

 

Sellout. All the seats full. Nice for the owner. Nice for the team.


Sellout. Like the inn at Bethlehem. Every room full. Had to stick the pregnant lady and her husband out in the barn in the back.

 

Sellout. Like our lives often are. Full of so many things that there's no room for our children or our husband or  our wife, and God gets stuck in the storage shed out back where we keep the pruning saw and the fertilizer.


Sellout. Everything full.

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Pastor Jack Kurtz, 12/7/1996, Bush Hill Presbyterian Church, Alexandria, VA, in the sermon "SELLOUT"

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SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE

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To Learn about church and state,
just send in your $50
by Art Buchwald

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The issue of the separation of church and state has reared its ugly head in the 19845 presidential campaign. The may not be good for the state, but it's not bad for television preachers.

 

My favorite, the Right Rev. Rolls Royce, devoted his entire hour to this subject the other morning. He said: 

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"I'm going to speak to you today about God, sin and the American election. The secular humanists would have you believe that religion must not play a part in government - that we should not mix religion when it comes to re-electing the greatest President on this good green globe.

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"Well, my friends, the Bible has something to say about this.  What does the Bible say about state andreligion? You can find out by sending $50 for this velvet-bound illus-trated edition, which we have print-ed at cost, to guide you in makingwhat could be the greatest decisionof your life. For those of you whocan’t afford this beautiful gold-trimmed book, we are offering a pa-perback edition for $15, so no onecan say that he or she wasn't in-formed on the issues.

 

"Do religion and government mix? Well, I’m going to tell you a story. A man came to me last month and said a he didn’t think he was better off today than he was four years ago. He had lost his job, his benefits were running out and he could hardly feed his family on the food stamps that he was receiving. He told me that because of his precarious situation he was confused and didn’t know whom to vote for in November. 

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“I told him that when he goes into the voting booth he must not think of his own petty problems. He must decide which party's  platform supports God and which party's platform supports Satan. I gave him copies of both parties' platforms. Do you know what this man did after reading them? He gave me his last $5 for a Reagan bumper sticker.

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“The aggressive humanists would have us believe that the fathers of the Constitution deliberately set out to keep state and religion separate. Well, I'm holding a copy of the Constitution in my mhand, the beautiful political document ever devised by man. This document can be yours free, if you send $10 for postage costs and handling. It is printed on parchment with the First Amendment in bold red type. Whenever a humanist cites the Supreme Court on keeping religion out of the government you can show him this document to proves the Supreme Court justices are wrong.

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"My friends, too many of us take it for granted how blessed we are to live in a country under God. We're afraid to show our true feelings. But we have to shout to the world that we're the greatest so it can be heard all the way to the Kremlin. You may be asking how you can do this. You can doi it by displaying this American flag. For just $100 you can hang one of these flags in your window. I have personally blessed each of them, so you're not just buying an American flag, but one that was touched by God's hand.​

 

"I want to conclude this broadcast by telling you about the wonderful prayer breakfast I attended in Dallas where I heard the inspirational words of our great President. After the breakfast I went up to our comander-in-chief on earth to bless him. I would like to share that meaningful moment with you. My wife Lucibelle took an Instamatic photograph of the President shaking my hand. If you will send Just $20 we will make you a framed copy of that picture which you can hang in your living room to show your friends. It is something you will cherish for the rest of your life. This is a collector's item and the only picture in existence of Ronald Reagan and myself. The offer is limited to the first 50,000 people who send in their check. After that we will burn the negative and no one will be able to reproduce this miracle photograph again."
 

Tuesday. Sept. I1, 1984  By ART BUCH WALD

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SHARING

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Once I was in Vienna after a two-week illness in a little Austrian village. I had spent most of my travel money on medicine and doctors and  used my last bit to take a train to Vienna. I had no clue as to where I could find my friends who had been waiting for me earlier. I was lost and hungry and depressed. As I was standing in one of the streetcar stations in central Vienna, tired, discouraged, and trying to figure out what to do, a little, old wrinkled woman (whose job it was to sweep out the station) came over to me and asked if I was hungry. Even before I could answer, she took her lunch from a brown bag and offered me half! I was moved. She not only helped my aching hunger, but lifted my spirit in an unforgettable way.

 

I have never forgotten her—the warmth of her face, the graciousness of her gift, the youthful sparkle in her eyes* We talked for more than an hour about her life. She was raised in the country, knowing nothing but hard work on a farm. She had lost her husband and two sons in the Resistance to the Nazis. Only her daughter survived. But she was thankful, she said, for many things. She was at peace with her story. 


Finally, I asked her why she offered me her lunch. She said simply, “Jesu ist mein Herrn. Gott ist gut.” (Jesus is my. Lord. God is good.) She understood and lived in the story of Jesus; in a way that most sophisticated scholars could never do. Her faith touched mine. Who was it, after all, that I met that day in Vienna?

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(Fairchild, Finding Hope Again [Harper & Row, 1980], p. 136).

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SITUATION - BAD NEWS (joke)

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You may have heard about the doctor that called his patient and said, "I have bad news for you, and some really bad news."

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"That's horrible," the man replied, "Tell me the bad news first." 

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"Well," replied the doctor, "The bad news is that you have just twenty-four hours to live."

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"Oh my!" said the man, "And if that's the bad news, what could be really bad news?"

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"The really bad news," the doctor replied, "is that I meant to call you yesterday."

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Used in the sermon "Acceptance of Situations," by Pastor John A. Bash at the Chesapeake Presbyterian Church
in Sunderland, MD, in 1994

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SLEEP (joke)

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A minister was aksed how many his church would sleep in case of a hurricane.

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'On a Sunday morning,' he replied, "we sleep about 200."

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-First Presbyterian Church, Lakeland, FL

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STAR OF WONDER

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Star of Wonder

The light that appeared on the night of  Christ’s birth — what was it? (A Guideposts editor surveys some
fascinating theories.)

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“O star of wonder, star of night,
Star with royal beauty bright... ”
That refrain haunted me as I gazed up into the glittering night while walking home from church with my parents and brothers on a long-ago Christmas Eve. What was it really, that mysterious star of God? I wondered. 

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So have many others wondered. For of all the biblical records of Christ’s birth, it is the star of Bethlehem that has especially piqued our interest, and the imaginations of poets, painters and composers.

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Just what was this stellar body that guided “We Three Kings”? Through the years that question has continued to intrigue me. It has sent me to a variety of sources, including the Christmas star show at Chicago’s Adler Planetarium, where I watched the projector turn the great dark dome into the sky over Bethlehem as it was seen 2,000 years ago. As I studied books and theories, I learned that some theologians believe the star was a supernatural event, some consider the story purely symbolic, and others have searched for a natural event in the sky such as a supernova (exploding star) or flaming comet. A number of
scholars have suggested it was a conjunction, or lining up of several planets. The consensus, however, is that we
probably may never know.

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In recent years, several scholarly studies of the star have been made, and I’ve read them avidly. One, by Dr. Ernest L. especially fascinated me. The Birth of Christ Recalculated" is based on modem discoveries in history, archaeology and
astronomy. Of all the theories currently clustering around the Christmas star, I believe Martin’s may be the most plausible.

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The story of the star starts with the only people known to have beheld it: Matthew’s “wise men from the east” (Matthew, 2:1). In the Gospel’s original Greek, the word for wise men was magoi, or “magi.” These, I learned, were probably a group of  Zoroastrian priests from Mesopotamia (today’s Iraq) in the ancient Parthian Empire, hundreds of miles east of Jerusalem. Skilled astronomers, the magoi carefully studied the heavens from atop great terraced temples, or ziggurats.

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God warns us against using astrology, and the Jews of that day received His warning in the Old Testament However, the Parthian wise men often interpreted celestial events as omens. As religious scholars they would have known the Jewish prophecies of a coming “messiah king.” A major Hebrew religious school already existed in their area. In fact, their own religion predicted a “great deliverer,” not necessarily of their own faith. We also know that the magoi were excellent scientists. I was impressed by their skill when 1 learned that a clay tablet from 7 B.c. found in Mesopotamia forecast accurately the movements of the planets for the following year. To the magoi, incidentally, “star” could mean almost any light in die sky, whether star,
planet, comet or nova.

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Today’s astronomers, by using current data and computers, can depict accurately the position of a star or a planet centuries ago! Thus, with the help of a planetarium projector, one can actually see what the sky looked like on any night of the year—any year!

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Modem astronomers are certain that something remarkable took place in the Middle Eastern sky beginning in the summer of 3 B.C. It was a most dramatic display, and the magoi, those expert watchers of the sky, would certainly have seen it.

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What made my growing knowledge of “the star” all the more fascinating was learning that experts such as Dr. Martin believe that this unusual celestial event occurred right around the time of Jesus’ birth, now generally considered to have been sometime in 3 or 2 B.C. Just what was this momentous display that so captured the attention of the wise men? With mounting interest I read what they would have seen.

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At dawn on August 12, 3 B.C., the magoi stood atop their ziggurats, watching raptly as the two shining planets Jupiter and Venus rose in conjunction in the eastern sky. Conjunctions (which had a tremendous significance in their eyes) occur when celestial bodies line up so closely that, although they are actually millions of miles apart, they appear to us as a single, superbright light To the wise men, Jupiter signified kingship; Venus, birth and motherhood. In other words, the conjunction meant that somewhere a king was being born. But king of what people? The wise men had an answer: The conjunction occurred in the constellation of Leo—to the magoi the symbol of the Hebrew tribe of Judah. But there was even more to come, I discovered.

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Ten months later, in June of 2 B.C, it happened again. Once more Jupiter and Venus lined up, this time so close they blazed as a single, glorious light. But now they shone in the evening sky, in the west. To the astounded wise men, that was precisely the direction of Jerusalem, capital city of Hebrew longs.

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Nor was that all. Between these two dazzling planetary displays, some other unique heavenly events took place. In September of 3 B.C. the excited wise men saw Jupiter rise to meet Regulus, the bright star in the constellation Leo, and a symbol of rulership. To their wonder, this occurred twice more, in February and May of 2 B.C. To the magoi, these three conjunctions, preceded and followed by the Jupiter/Venus conjunctions, could mean only one thing: the birth of a very powerful Jewish king.

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And so they journeyed—over “field and fountain, moor and mountain'"—on a months-Iong westward pilgrimage, anxious to find the new king and pay him homage. On the map, I eagerly followed their caravan’s probable route north along the wide  Euphrates River, then across to Antioch, down the Mediterranean coast and up to Jerusalem in the mountainous highlands of Judaea.

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Finally they arrived at Herod’s palace, asking to see the king’s new son—“He that is bom King of the Jews” (Matthew 2:2). But the surprised long had no son, and in a paranoid frenzy he called together his chief priests and scribes and “demanded of  them where Christ should be bom” (2:4). They replied, “In Bethlehem of Judaea” (2:5).

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So the wise men set out for the little town of Bethlehem, five miles south. As caravans would do, they probably started out at dawn—and were astonished to see the same blazing star that had first called them on their journey! For, as astronomical calculations show, in early September of 2 B.C. Jupiter and Venus again rose in conjunction, glowing brightly in the Bethlehem dawn. In my search, I read where some interpreters point to an appearance of Jupiter over Bethlehem on December 25, 2 B.C. But I personally feel drawn to the Jupiter and Venus conjunction in September of 2 B.C. because it was so strikingly similar to
the conjunction that had launched the magoi's quest. Furthermore, Matthew 2:10 tells us that on beholding their old friend, the wise men “rejoiced with exceeding great joy.” 1 could sense their excitement as they urged their camel caravan, clinking and clanking, onward to Bethlehem.

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The magoi would probably have had little trouble finding the Holy Family in Bethlehem, for the dramatic events of Jesus’ birth—angels appearing, astonished shepherds—would have been common local knowledge. And so the wise men from the east,  lured westward by the heavens they were so skilled at observing, finally and triumphantly came to stand before Jesus Christ.


Though these current astronomical explanations of the star of the Magi seem convincing, 1 realize that we’ll never know for  sure. Were the extraordinary conjunctions of 3 and 2 B.C. just a coincidence? Or was a divine plan working through them?

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This Christmas Eve as I look up through the cold clear night to God’s glorious firmament, I know it will probably always be a mystery, this “star of wonder.” Yet—although I, as a Christian, do not need material evidence to support my faith—I am sure of  one thing. Two thousand years ago, something wonderful in the heavens did indeed brighten the night sky over Bethlehem...

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   "O star of wonder, star of night,
    Star with royal beauty bright;
    Westward leading, still proceeding,
    Guide us to Thy perfect light.”

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by Richard H. Schneider, Guideposts Senior Staff Editor Guideposts, December 1988

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STEWARDHIP


NEWSLETTER Article, Calvary Lutheran Church, West Chester, Pennsylvania 19382
The Rev Roy Almquist, Pastor, OCTOBER 1985

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SMALL POTATOES AND A PEOPLE CALLED TO CARE

 

There is a charming Chinese legend about potato farmers. Part of the potato crop was always set aside by the farmers to be used as "seed." At one time the biggest potatoes were saved, but slowly the trend changed. Younger farmers decided to sell and eat the larger ones, holding back the smaller potatoes for seed. Eventually the inevitable occurred - the Chinese farmers began to produce smaller and smaller potatoes.


"As ye sow, so shall ye reap," Jesus said in good King James’ English! We are always in danger of replicating this tragedy of  the Chinese potato farmers. When we live our lives within the narrow perimeters of our needs, our wants and our agenda, we are, in effect, saving the large potatoes for ourselves. When our gifts to our church and to other charitable causes come from  our leftover "small potatoes," we eventually begin to suffer. Our sense of joy and gratitude begins to shrink. Our obsession with property and possessions starts to increase. The fruits we bring forth in life are soon withered, stunted and pale. We ought not
live like that.


"You are a chosen race, a royal priesthood, a holy nation, God's own people... once you were no people but now you are God’s people" (1 Peter 2:9-10). Our faith as Christians ought to have an impact upon the way we live our lives. Those of us who believe in Jesus Christ and are baptized in his name are not just anybody. We have a sense of who we are, a style in which we are to live, and a task or mission to fulfill. This ought to say something to us in a world where so many have "small potato" generosity and concern.


October is Stewardship month at Calvary Church. It is a bit sad that a fine and ancient concept like "stewardship" often is translated simply - "the church asking for money." How crass, how simplistic, how wrong. No, the challenge that comes to us this month is simply that we evaluate how we are responding, as God’s people, to all the blessings we receive regularly from the Lord's hand. Mayor Koch in New York City is known for asking people, "How am I doing (as Mayor?)" Stewardship time provides us the chance for the same kind of self-evaluation. How are we doing? Is our heart truly offered to the Lord? Are our energies and financial resources clearly and responsibly being used in acts of love and caring? 


During this month all our members will be asked to consider their level of support for the work of Calvary Church. We hope many of our members will try to increase their weekly giving to the work of our church. May I challenge you to consider taking on some project or responsibility in the life of Calvary during the coming year? One of the saddest commentaries on life in the  80’s is "we have no volunteers?" Please offer to help, please say "yes" when you are asked, and, above all, please discharge your tasks with joy and dependability. We are God's people called that we "may declare the wonderful deeds of him who called us out of darkness into his marvelous light."


Let’s gather up some of our "big potatoes" and begin to share through our church that our joy may abound.    
PASTOR ALMQUIST

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STEWARDSHIP - TORN COATS

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(Tuesday Morning Column)
TORN COATS AND FOLDED CHECKS
By David Steele

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I never knew if Eddie Eva was completely evil; but that day when I was a first grader, he personified Old Nick. For he and his gang promised that they were going to wait after school for me and (horror of horrors) were going to pants me.


All through elementary school I heard about pantsing, yet I never saw it. It may never have actually happened, but the stories told about it were graphic. Pants were removed in public and were run up the flagpole. If that ever happened to a person it would, indeed, be the end of all hope and dignity.


Eddie Eva and his henchpersons must have been at least third graders. Thus, it was understandable that I climbed the fence in the rear of the schoolyard to escape him that day. I had to pick my way through a muddy ravine and climb under a barbed-wire fence to freedom. It was on that fence that my new sheepskin coat was torn.


We called the coats sheepskin, but they certainly were not fancy like the ones in the L.L. Bean catalog today, inside was 
something woolly, but the outside was a slick, black material — something intended to be waterproof, I suppose. It was the black material that tore in several places.


Explaining a new coat, now torn, to my parents was not easy. Eddie Eva did not loom as large in their minds as in mine. They took more interest in the mud on shoes and pants and coat, the rips, and the foolishness of their son. The coat was sponged and the rips repaired with wide strips of adhesive tape. I was assured of the humanity of Eddie Eva and instructed to inform authority if threatened. And that was that. I was also instructed that our 1930s family budget had money for a new coat every other year for a growing boy. So I was advised to get used to the adhesive tape.


That was difficult. The longer I wore that coat, the dirtier the tape became. I felt dowdier and dowdier. But my occasional suggestions that perhaps a new coat might be indicated fell on deaf ears. We did not have money for new coats. 

 

ONE DAY, I chanced to sneak a look at the folded check my dad placed the first Sunday of each month in the church collection plate. He eschewed envelopes for some reason. The check was folded and placed nakedly. The placing was generally his to do, but now and then he gave it to me. And I succeeded in sneaking a look at the amount one Sunday as I put it into the plate.

 

I was flabbergasted at the figure! Our family was giving big bucks to the church. I checked out my suspicion in the Sears catalog. Just what I thought: each month we gave away more money than a new coat would cost.


So now I had two bits of information that seemed at odds: we didn’t have money for new coats; we did have more money than a coat would cost to give away. I searched for understanding. The answer my parents gave was simple. As they explained it, we had two kinds of money. Some was ours and  some was God’s. We bought new coats with our money. We supported things like churches and colleges with God’s. God let God’s money pass through our checkbook, but it was clear that new coats were not its proper use. After two years, our money would be used for a new coat. Right now, there were more pressing needs. New coats had nothing to do with God’s money.


I learned a bit about stewardship that day. It took some getting used to, but eventually it made a good deal of Christian sense. And, I guess if asked today why I give, I’d start with, “You see, I have two kinds of money. Some is mine and some is God’s...”
Simple, yes — but very practical! 

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The Presbyterian Outlook, 1/5-12/87, p. 13

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STEWARDSHIP PRAYER

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Generous God, we give thanks to you for the gifts you have given us - our lives, our families, our friends  - time, talents, and possessions. All that we have comes from you. Help us to remember this and rejoice in your goodness, for we pray in Jesus' name. Amen.

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by Pastor Jeff Hatch, Westminster Presbyterian Church, West Chester, PA 1991

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Salt - Seasoned
Secrets
See (through Jesus' eyes)
Sellout-Bethlehem
Separation of Church and State
Sharing-God is Good
Situation-Bad News (joke)
Sleep (joke)
Star of Wonder
Stewardship
Stew - Torn Coats
Stew Prayer
Stewardship
Stress-Coping
Stress-Youth Group

STRESS

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Managing the Challenge of Stress: The Three Best (and Six Worst) Coping Styles 

 

Over the course of your working years, you’ve probably developed certain strategies for managing difficulties, approaching tasks and responding to crises. These strategies make up your own personal coping style, according to Dennis T. Jaffe, Ph.D., and Cynthia D. Scott, Ph.D., management consultants, psychologists and authors of From Burnout to Balance (McGraw-Hill, 1984).


But just because you’ve always dealt with stressful events a certain way doesn’t necessarily mean it’s the best way. Drs. Jaffe and Scott have discovered that people who handle stress effectively have three common active coping styles. Those who  have more trouble handling stress tend to have difficult coping styles. Here’s a rundown of the styles. You may recognize yourself in both the difficult and active styles. That’s O.K. But the key to handling stress better is to add more active coping to your personal repertoire.

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Difficult Coping Styles

Withdrawal.
   You tend to avoid challenges or new situations. You shy away from risks. You find it hard to plan ahead and anticipate  difficulties. You do minor tasks to avoid facing major ones. You don’t let yourself get emotionally involved in things.

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Helplessness. 
   Most of your stress seems to be unpredictable. No matter how hard you try, you can’t accomplish what you want. You often find yourself in situations that you feel helpless to do anything about. You often run into problems you can’t solve.

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Internalizing. 
   You keep your feelings to yourself. When you’re upset, you tend to hold it in and suffer silently. You don’t let anyone know you’re under pressure—you’re likely to go off alone and avoid other people. You hold in your anger and frustration. You don’t like to disagree with people.

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Emotional outbursts. 
   When you’re upset, you blame other people for things. You blow up and let off steam. You become easily irritable, angry. You lose control. 

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Overcontrolling. 
   You try to do everything yourself. You worry about things before you do them. You try to anticipate every reaction from other
people, and you plan for every eventuality. Nothing can be put off or declined.

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Type-A behavior. 
   You’re often faced with irritating or frustrating situations. You do several things at a time. You give everything you have to your work. You like to be the best at whatever you do. You have few interests outside work. You get angry when you are in situations beyond your control.

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Active Coping
   Here are the three coping strategies used by people who handle stress effectively:

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Support seeking. 
   When things get rough, you share the problem with someone, either a colleague, family member, friend or counselor. You 
try to find someone who knows how to handle the problem. You seek information from others.

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Diversion/tension release. 
   You decide the problem isn’t worth fretting over. You do something physically or mentally invigorating. You look at the humorous side of it. You go away for a while to gain perspective. You reward or indulge yourself once you’ve solved the problem.

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Direct action. 
   You put the problem in its place, without letting it overwhelm you. You let people know the task is too much or that you are too busy, and you negotiate the task down to a more manageable size. You do as good a job as you can under the 
circumstances. You think it through and try to change your viewpoint or way of looking at the situation.

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EXECUTIVE FITNESS, 7/20/1985 Vol 16, No. 15

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STRESS  - Youth Group Programs

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(Program Ideas for your Youth Group)

Putting Pressure on Stress
by Lea Appleton

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No matter how hard we try, we cannot stretch a day to 28 or 46 hours! However, what we do with the precious 24 hours can
give our lives balance and peace or cause chaos and stress. Stress—that awful word! All of us have to face stress. The following is a collection of activities designed to help participants recognize and cope with stress.


Background:
Many of us seek the fine balance of activities, people, and other commitments in our daily lives. Sometimes our lives get out of order and we experience pressure. Stress and burnout are common experiences even for young people today. Social
demands of peers, parents, school and church can often be in conflict with each other, according to David Elkind who is
the author of ALL GROWN UP AND NO PLACE TO GO. Teen-agers also place high expectations on themselves to succeed and be accepted.

 

Elkind explains that young people especially react to changes in their liyes caused by new or restricted freedom, loss by death or divorce or moving, and frustration with authority/power struggles in their lives. It is important for young and old alike to understand where each has control of the situations that cause stress in their lives, and when each has control of the reactions to the situations themselves. Stewardship of our own lives in time and energy is a goal we can all seek by identifying the stresses, exploring the options to relieve and handle them, and to take action for change.

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Activity: Pressure Points
Overview and Objectives: You and your group will be making two lists, categorizing the points on the lists, and responding
and reflecting on the pressures and reactions in small groups of two or three. 
Materials Needed: marking pens, newsprint. 
Preparation: Place newsprint sheets on a wall so that the entire group can easily see them. Choose a young person to write the list.

Doing the Activity:
1.    In one large group have everyone call out the stresses and pressures in their lives. Have a young person record the ideas on a sheet of paper large enough for all to see. (You may need two or three sheets of paper if your brainstorm really pours!!)
2.    After everyone can think of no more items to add, begin to categorize the pressures as personal, peer, school, and
church. Each can be labeled by the first letter of the word, designating “I” for personal.
3.    Next, divide yourselves into groups of two or three, depending on the size of your total group. If you have a smaller size
group to begin with, you may choose to have the discussion in one group without dividing up. Have each group discuss their
feelings and reactions to the stresses listed. See if there are different responses to each of the categories listed, or if reactions are similar. Every group should come up with two lists: 1) list uncomfortable reactions to pressure (such as headaches, angry feelings, or the jitters) 2) list ways one could handle stress (exercise, meditation, listening to music). Choose the three most uncomfortable reactions from the first list and the three best responses from the second list. Share these with the large group.
4.    Join back together and share what each group has considered. Make a list of these for the entire group to see on large paper. Discuss the similarities and differences in responses. Suggest that each person try a new positive response when they feel stressed in the next week.

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Activity: Time Management
Overview and Objectives: This is a good follow-up on Pressure Points that can be done the next week. You and your group
will be keeping track of how you really spend your time. This activity will help pinpoint how you spend your time and what changes you would like to make. 
Materials Needed: Copies of the time  management chart and pie chart or paper, pens, and rulers to make them. Colored-
pens and pencils.
Preparation: Make the necessary charts. This can be done before the meeting or done as a group activity. Hand out Time
Management charts the previous week. 

Example Pie Chart
Time Management Chart: Take a sheet of ruled paper and place it horizontally on the table. Across the top of the paper, write in each day of the week. Then along the lefthandside, write in the time of day in hourly increments. Make a grid so there is one box for each hour of each day. This grid should take up two sides of paper and can be prepared before the meeting or it could be a group activity.
Pie Chart: Use the pie chart shown in this article as an example for your group. Make the chart as an empty circle to begin. You will fill it in during the activity. There should be enough graphs for everyone to have their own.

Doing the Activity:
1.    Give out time management sheets to the group the week before you discuss them. Record in each hourly box what is done each day for a week, noticing commitments to a schedule and free time.
2.    At the next meeting each person should have their time management chart from the previous week. If someone did not fill out their chart, forgot to bring it, or did not attend last week, have them complete a grid for what they have done today and
yesterday as well as they can remember. Count up the hours spent sleeping, eating, attending school and working. Then add
up how much time was spent in other activities, including worship, sports, study, personal reflections, etc.
3.    Discussion in the large group or small groups: Were you surprised or did you expect the hours to add up the way they did? What are your fixed time commitments? Would you like to change the way you spend your time or are you pleased with the result of the time management chart?
4.    Hand out copies of the pie charts. Have plenty of colored marking pens, colored pencils, or crayons on hand. Begin by having everyone draw lines for amounts time in pie-shaped wedges in the circle. Write in the blocks of time spent on various things from the time management chart. Then with the marking pens or crayons, each person can color in the wedges to show the following: things I enjoy, things that are stressful, things I have to do, things I would like to change about my schedule, and any others your group members decide. Discuss the pie charts in pairs.
5.    See the TO DO LIST for personal reflection time. You can do this at your group meeting or at home later on. 

 

Activity: Bible Study
Overview and Objectives: You and your group will be looking at a biblical perspective on worry, pressure, prayer and peace.
In small groups you will be coming up with creative ideas to present the scripture to each other.
Materials needed: Bibles, paper, pens, magazines, scissors, glue, tape recorder, construction paper, items from nature, balloons, and anything else that you can think of!
Preparation: Copy the lists of discussion starters for each group.
Doing the Activity:
1.    In the large group, begin the time of scripture reflection with a period of silence. Discuss how it felt to clear the mind. Or see what thoughts surfaced during the quiet time.
2.    If you have a large group, you may want to divide up into smaller groups to look at the Bible passages: Each group could discuss a particular scripture reference using the discussion starters.
Discussion starters:
Read Psalm 46
How does God help us? When we are afraid, how does God’s presence make a difference in our lives? The Psalmist says,
“Be still, and know I am God.” In the midst of our daily stresses how can we be still and know God is with us? Discuss ways that we might be able to follow the Psalmist’s advice in dealing with pressure.
Read Romans 8:31-39
What are things that seem to separate us from God? Sometimes we feel guilty about being pressured or stressed . . . what
does this passage say about forgiveness? How does the love of God through Christ help us? Discuss specific things that seem  to separate us from God and each other.
Read Philippians 4:4-9
What are ways we can rejoice when we are under stress? How does prayer relieve anxiety? Describe the peace of God. Talk
about the words true, noble, right, pure, lovely, admirable, excellent, and praiseworthy . . . think of words that have opposite meanings. What does gentleness mean in this passage?
Read 1 Peter 4:7-11
Describe living a life for God. How can we show God’s grace through loving each other? When we are under stress our lives do not easily show praise to God . . . how can we learn to praise God in the good and the hard times? What is hospitality? What does it mean to “be clear minded and self-controlled so that you can pray?”
3.    Come up with one message the specific passage says about stress and pressure. It can be a personal thought or an idea based directly on the scripture. The presentation of the message can be done in a variety of creative ways. For example, one group might write an advertisement on paper showing why prayer can relieve stress. Another group could write new words to a commercial jingle that says God is always present in our lives. The purpose of doing this is to enjoy bringing the message of the scripture to real life for everyone. Think of your own ways to present the Bible passages.
4.    After about thirty minutes in smaller groups join together again and share what has been discovered.
5.    Discussion in large group. If you did the activity Pressure Points, look back to your list that was made about your group’s
best ideas to put pressure on stress in positive ways. See how they are the same and different from what you read in the Bible. Rewrite your list to include some of the new ideas you found today.

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Worship Ideas
Here are some suggestions for silent worship time. Use any combination of the following:
•    Gather in a circle and reflect on Psalm 46:
•    Hold hands in community.
•    Close your eyes to focus for a minute or two.
•    Be quiet and hear the peace of God.
•    Have a silent prayer, squeezing the hand of the person nest to you to continue.
•    Mime a parable and include everybody in the parts.
•    Quiet benediction: Give someone a sign of Peace without words -— a hug, a handshake, a touch on the head . . .
•    Close in a group hug.

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SUCCESS

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"Success is not a Biblical category. We are not called to succeed, but only to be faithful in our service."

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Donald McKim, former theological professor at Dubuque Seminary, Interim Pastor at Trinity Presbyterian, Berwyn, PA
at a church officers' training meeting

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SUFFERING

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LIGHT ENOUGH
by William H. Willimon

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Christianity has no interesting answer for suffering. All it has is a practical, concrete way of dealing with suffering. This faith neither denies the pain, explains it away, nor accepts it with stoic indifference. What is interesting about Christianity is how it handles suffering, how it uses it. The cross is the sign of what God does with suffering. God answers the problem of human pain by identification, by participation, by being there. 

 

Ulf Jesus had simply lived a good, full, happy life and had died peacefully in his sleep one night or had ascended to heaven on a golden chariot, bypassing the cross and death, there would be nothing particularly helpful in our claim that Jesus is the Messiah. . . . He gains his kingdom through pain, embracing humanity even in the midst of his own dereliction. . . .


The Christian claim is not simply that God in Christ bears suffering, but that in Christ suffering is overcome. Suffering is not redemptive, but it raises the questions to which redemption in Christ is the answer. Because the cross, horrible sign of evil and suffering, has been transformed into a sign of victory, early Christians could speak of their pain as cleansing, illumination, and vocation — not because of the pain itself, but rather because of what God does with the pain....

 

The Christian was never encouraged to seek happiness in itself. We were never promised a rose garden. We were only promised that, in the end, we should have communion with the One who created ns, loved 11s, suffered with and for us, so that he might always have and enjoy us. In the end, our hope is not just that we should be happy, but that we should be good — that we should be persons of character and depth who bear the divine image as well.

 

So, in our pain we ask the same questions which the Story has taught us to ask throughout our lives — in the midst of good times and bad, opportunities and tragedies. What is God doing now? What is God doing here? If we can get some glimmer of that, it is light enough for the dark journey through suffering. We can manage, somehow, if someone is there to walk with us 

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(pp. 167-170).William H. Willimon, SIGHING FOR EDEN: Sin, Evil and the Christian Faith.
See “Book of the Week,” pg 7. Quoted in Presbyterian Outlook, 3/25/85

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SUICIDE

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ON THE OTHER SIDE OF LIFE
By Hoover Rupert

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On New Year’s Day in 1946, an 18-year-old girl kept her only 1945 New Year’s resolution by hanging herself. In her suicide note she wrote, “Nothing happened last year to make life worthwhile. A year ago exactly I made a sort of bargain with God or
fate, and this is my part of the bargain. I agreed if something didn’t happen last year—1945—-to make life worth living and to make me somebody, that at the end of the year I would quit living. That wasn’t asking much, but I didn’t get it.”

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That experience came to mind last evening when I received a phone call from a woman who was crying. She asked me if I remembered that eight months ago she had called me about her contemplated suicide. Then, she described her situation—it was indeed miserable. 

 

She suffered so from arthritis that she was seldom free from its painful clutches. Her husband and family were not only 
unsympathetic, she reported, they ridiculed her and regarded her as a malingerer. She couldn’t get a job. She found it difficult to do her housework and cook. She had no friends and outside interests. She had no grip on God. She refused to give me her name, simply indicating she was a member of the radio congregation to which I preach each Sunday. I do not recall what I said to her at the time, and could not follow up on it because I had no idea who she was.

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Last evening’s call did not reveal her identity, but it did reveal that things have turned around for her in recent weeks. She  said, “For the first time in twenty years I am on the other side of life. Things have picked up for me in the last eight months. I just felt I ought to call you. I owed it to you to call and tell you how things are now.” She has a job which she enjoys. Her  arthritis is under reasonable control. Her husband has been reconciled with her. Her family are now supportive. “God has been good to me.” She still did not reveal her identity, but just wanted to let me know that she is “on the other side of life.”

 

I LIKE THAT PHRASE. It reflects what happens to so many people who finally come to grips with themselves in the light of God’s promises. Something happened in 1979 to make her life worth living. She had made no bargain with God or fate. She was ready for suicide, she thought, eight months ago. Something happened to bring her to the other side of life. God works in not so mysterious ways, sometimes, his wonders to perform! She caught a new glimpse of what life could mean. Her family found their love deep enough and strong enough to give her needed support. And God used the combination to bring her a
new life. 

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Three weeks ago my daughter completed a nine-months’ pregnancy and delivered a beautiful daughter—a brand new life in the Rupert family (and in her husband’s family, too, I must admit!). My granddaughter is now on the other side of birth. How like my telephonic friend she is to have entered a new phase of life. May we always remember that wherever we are in life, there is the other side we haven't  experienced yet, which may give a whole new meaning to life.

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SUICIDE POEM

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Nobody cares,
nobody understands,
I guess nobody can see,
I, too, have demands.

 

There aren’t very many,
in fact there are few.
I’m lost in a storm,
and I don’t know what to do.

 

I find myself crying,
screaming from inside.
Can’t anybody hear me?
All my feelings have died.

 

My friends are all changing,
I feel left out in the cold.
My dreams have all deteriorated,
all my feelings have been sold.

 

Underneath my smiles,
are sad and lonely tears.
The pain I felt not long ago,
just adds to all my fears.

 

What am I afraid of?
What am I to do?
I just can’t help myself,
I’ll always love you.

 

I’m having a lot of problems,
questions without means.
Nothing makes sense anymore,
life isn’t what it seems.

 

I bet nobody would notice,
if I was dead and gone.
My memory would be,
an old forgotten song.

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by John Rouse 1985

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​SUING - Joke

(See also Accident)

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A man was suing the Train Co after an accident. In court the judge asked him how he felt, and he aaid "Terrible, I hurt all over." 

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The Defense Attorney said,"He’s lying. I have the police report right here, and just after the accident he publicly said that he was fine."

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The judge said to him, "Well, tell us what happened."

 
The man said, "I was riding along in my wagon, two mules pulling and my dog settin’ alongside o’me. Then the train hit me. The police came and when he saw that my one mule had two broken legs he shot him.  The other mule had 4 broken legs, so he shot him, and when he noticed that my dog was all broken up he shot him. Then he turned to me and asked how I felt..."

 

Joke told by Lehman Zebley, member of Westminster Presbyterian Church in West Chester, PA 3/24/87

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SUPER BOWL ORDER OF WORSHIP

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Super Bowl Sunday
++ Order of Service ++
Holy Eucharist XXIII

I.    Prior to the Entrance Hymn the pastors will toss a coin. The winner may elect to be the preacher or liturgist; the loser may elect to defend the pulpit or lectern.

II.    The Entrance Hymn
“A Multitude Comes from the East and West”

III.    The Setting Forth of the Rules
  A.    Any acolyte found to be in illegal motion will be assessed a 5-yard penalty or the loss of a candle.
  B.    Offering plates may be lateralled; the peace may he passed.
  C.    The liturgist may fake a hand-off to the Lay Reader and read the Lessons, provided changes in audible signals are clearly given.
  D.    A sermon in excess of 18 minutes will be regarded as “Delay of the Service” and the preacher may lose possession
of the pulpit.
  E.    Gate receipts may be gathered during the half-time show.
  F.    Ushers may blitz either the liturgist or preacher only during the announcements.
  G.    Unconfirmed communicants (ineligible receivers) may be placed on wafers.
  H.    The liturgist may be awarded 3 points for correctly announcing the Super Bowl Sunday alternate title: Conversion of St. Paul.

IV.    The Lessons
Ex. 14:22 Israelites make quarterback sneak across Red Sea.
Eph. 6:14-17 Dressing the players with proper equipment.
Matt. 28:16-20 Sending out of the 11.

V.    The Hymn of the Day
“Pass It On”

VI.    The Sermon
(Play by Play of God’s Game Plan)

VII.    Halftime Activities

VIII.    The Distribution
If the pastor is trapped behind the communion railing, the laity score a safety and the remainder of the service will be
played out on the chancel steps. 

IX.    The 2-minute Warning (played by the chimes)

X.    The Benediction and Closing Cheers

The above service was assembled under the leadership of Dr. Harvey Foonman, Ex Officio advisor to Lutheran Worship, in an effort to relate better to the new calendar adopted by the hymnal committee. It is further suggested that all congregations implementing this service should video tape it, so that instant replays of the sermon can be used to better judge the doctrinal soundness of the preacher.

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submitted by Nathan Eickmann, President of the Rocky Mountain Chapter, January 1989

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Success
Suffering
Suffering-Other Side of Life
Suicide Poem
Suing - Joke
Super Bowl Order of Worship
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