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ACCIDENT/TRUTH (JOKE)

A man was suing the Train Co after an accident. In court the judge asked him how he felt, and he said "Terrible, I hurt all over."

The Defense Attorney said,"He’s lying. I have the police report right here, and just after the
accident he publicly said that he was fine."

The judge said to him, "Well, tell us what happened.

The man said, "I was riding along in my wagon, two mules pulling and my dog settin’ alongside o’me. Then the train hit me. The police came and when he saw that my one mule had two broken legs he shot him. The other mule had 4 broken legs, so he shot him, and when he noticed that my dog was all broken up, he shot him. Then he turned to me, and asked how I felt..."

Joke told by Lehman Zebley, member of Westminster Presbyterian Church in West Chester, PA 3/24/87